Monday, March 10, 2008

为什么/Why/Warum/如何(どう)して

为什么管不住自己口水的丰沛程度,男生基本上比女生高?
为什么口臭和狐臭的人们,基本上都处于不自知的状况?
为什么少数有自觉的人,买香水积极到怕全世界不知道?
为什么政客们喜欢吹大包头?这样头发不够多的男人不是显得头顶比例更不均匀?
为什么昨天被查出来招妓的某州长(头发太少,吹不了包头)跟大家道歉的时候这么理直气壮呢?
为什么穿白色皮肤的恶男人去要求换房就一定比穿黄色皮肤的善女人容易?
为什么苹果和微软要打起来,弄得现在iTune都不容易装?
为什么ipod shuffle的耳机线这么短?
为什么芬兰指挥家说的德文这么清楚而被动物世界爷爷一翻译就模棱两可味同嚼蜡?
为什么愚笨的男人在被翻译的时候,完全不知道节奏感是个什么东西?
为什么没有人告诉我们死掉了的人们的邮箱是怎么处理的?这个遗产要怎么办呢?贝布托的邮箱里有什么呢?
为什么没有高手撞到斜常停的邮箱里去看看?那个“重要光碟”是哪位先生花了多少钱做出来的呢?
为什么熟谙国语和八卦国语语法的孩子,直面国语和八卦的时候,还是忍不住地内心复杂呢?
为什么Zizek有一个超模老婆,还要引用布莱希特抢银行的笑话呢?
为什么我要累那么多个为什么呢?
为什么我不直接祝本来可以抱着篮球游去彼岸的孩子一切顺利呢?好,一切顺利。

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

四十二。 (scroll down)

rongengle said...

dear mudd, what? i don't get it...
how are you celebrating spring break? ^_^

Anonymous said...

哎呀,it's a link, click it and you'll find this:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a science fiction comedy series created by Douglas Adams...In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (published in 1979), the characters visit the legendary planet Magrathea, home to the now-collapsed planet building industry, and meet Slartibartfast, a planetary coastline designer who was responsible for the fjords of Norway. Through archival recordings, he relates the story of a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who built a computer named Deep Thought to calculate the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. When the answer was revealed as 42, Deep Thought predicts that another computer, more powerful than itself would be made and designed by it to calculate the question for the answer.

And so on...Very funny book. It might help you answer some of those questions :-)

My spring break will mostly be spent wondering how long it will take me to write a thesis, 你呢?